Outrageous.

We played this weekend. Not as hard as last weekend. Thank goodness. I had a LOT more pictures but we were all outrageously drunk on Sunday (outrageous was the word of the day) and my camera got dropped and the memory card fell out and got lost. These pictures are either stolen or from the internal memory on my camera.

Saturday night. This was the night of Jasper's Barn Dance. The four of us made our way there. Saw that it was lame and left. We went to Pete's instead. It started off lame then got ok. Cowboys showed up. Brenda and I left for sloppy poutine. Horseshoe on Sunday afternoon! We had plans to go to the Columbia Icefields but we moved too slowly and wouldn't have made it in time. We're going today at 3 once Chloe is off work. yes!It wasn't a warm day. And the water at Horseshoe is never warm. We jumped like maniacs regardless. Well, Alix, Brenda and I did.

Four out of five of us in the water. Me, Jess, Brenda and Alix.Chloe is the only one with dry hair. She hadn't jumped yet at this point. It's cold for us Canadians, which means it's like hella cold for the Aussies. (jess and chloe) I know I just used the word hella, but it suited the sentence.

Jager shots and beers. That's what was on the menu for my Sunday night. Worked out pretty well too. Chloe and Alix wanted to do tequilla shots. They bought some really narsty tequilla and only did like 3 shots total. If tequilla and I were on speaking terms (remember Prince George) I'm sure I could have handled it. This is what my legs looked like close up. At the after party someone told me they liked my tights. I looked at them and told them they were tattoos. They asked me how long it took. Ha!California Raisin made his way out on Sunday too! He was being his usual perv self and got Brenda to give him a hand job, dutch rudder style. I know there are other pictures of the pervy things he did on other cameras and as soon as I can manage to steal them I'll post them up here. I don't even think we've made it into the bar at this point. I'm pretty sure we're standing outside of it though. Brenda and I have no recollection of the cab ride to the bar, or going inside. That's how outrageous we were. Still outside the bar. Woot. Dancing Queens.This is the last picture that I have of the night. I look and feel like shit at this point. Not from drinking too much but from the combination of not plugging my nose for my last jump at horseshoe and from the smokey house I was sitting in. My sinuses felt like they were 10 times their regular size. It was terrible.

Later that night Brenda and I broke into the hot tub at the Tonquin while Chloe kept watch. Then we went back to the party to realize it had gotten kind of lame and we were hungry. Went back to Brendas. She made fishsticks for us while I napped on the couch. We ate them and went to sleep. or back to the party. I'm not sure.

Columbia Icefields tour is happening today. Jess, Brenda, Chloe and I. We'll get it for free because we're front desk. Woot!